Lesbians haven’t always been seen as funny, but we do have a sense of humor! These lesbian funnies will show you just how much we have to laugh about.
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What do you call a lesbian with 100 semiautomatic rifles?
When it comes to lesbian humor, people always mention Ellen DeGeneres, America’s favourite daytime talk show host. But women haven’t always been thought of as funny, let alone lesbians.
However, society has made significant progress in recognising women’s intrinsic humour. Our lesbian jokes, created and written by lesbian authors, prove that lesbians are some of the funniest people alive. These lesbian jokes are sure to make you laugh your head off!
What do you call three lesbians in a closet?
When you think of lesbian comedians, you probably think of Ellen DeGeneres, America’s favourite midday talk show host. But women haven’t always been viewed as amusing, especially lesbians. Our lesbian jokes will prove that women are some of the funniest people alive.
Jen McMahon is a gay stand-up comedian from the UK. You can check out her hilarious podcast WTB or her new book, The Other Mother.
What do you call a horny lesbian dinosaur?
Jen McCarron is a weird queer comedy babe with a love of dinosaurs. She is a writer, comedian, and author of the book Hacks.
She is also the host of the podcast WTB and can be seen on The Guilty Feminist. She is currently working on her first lesbian comedy book. Check out her work on Instagram and YouTube. You won’t be disappointed!
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Sam Jay is a lesbian comedian that has written for Saturday Night Live and performed on Jimmy Kimmel. She has also released her own hour-long comedy special on Netflix, called 3 in the Morning.
She is a very popular LGBT comedian, and you might have seen her in the hit TV show Grace and Frankie. She’s also an actress, writer and singer.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
If you’re looking for a lesbian comedian to make you laugh, then look no further than Lena Waithe. You might know her from the LGBT Netflix series Orange Is the New Black as Big Boo or from her hilarious podcasts.
She also starred in the Netflix show Sweet & Salty. She’s a great comedy writer and definitely worth checking out!
What do you call a lesbian on her period?
Lesbians are just regular people – they’re your sister, your waitress, and they have periods. That’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Whether it’s a hilarious lesbian movie or a funny lesbian podcast, there are plenty of gay comedy options out there. Check out this list of lesbian comedians to find your new favorite!
What do you call a lesbian with a penis?
Gay women have a lot to laugh about. Their humor is often misunderstood by cisgender, straight men. But with the help of these lesbian comedians, their jokes can be heard loud and clear.
Lily Tomlin is a lesbian comedy writer, actress, and singer. You can find her on the Netflix show Grace and Frankie. She also hosts the podcast WTB (Women Talking Bollocks). Her humor is both feminist and funny.
What do you call a lesbian with a truck load of vibrators?
There are so many hilarious lesbian comedians out there that it’s hard to narrow them down! From hit Netflix shows and stand-up comedy specials to hilarious podcasts and more – these ladies are sure to make you belly laugh.
Gina Yashere is a popular lesbian comedian that has starred in 3 stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including Skinny B*tch. You can also catch her on the Ellen Show or listen to her podcast.
What do you call a lesbian who died from a crack overdose?
Tig Notaro’s Hulu show Reboot, starring Hannah, Timberly and Bree, was one of the most hilarious queer series to come along. Its cancellation was a real bummer.
Punkie Johnson is a funny, openly lesbian comedian who lives by a code. She’s a hit on Saturday Night Live and hosts a podcast. You can see her on tour or catch her comedy specials on Netflix.
What do you call a lesbian who slept with 13 women in one night?
A lesbian who only sleeps with women is known as a “gold star lesbian.” She’s a dyke who is really proud of herself for not having ever interacted with a cis man.
You may know her best from the LGBT Netflix show Orange Is the New Black, but Punkie Johnson is also a comedian and writer! She’s an amazing queer woman of color.