These aren’t your typical dad jeans. There is a new brand of shorts hitting the runway that supposedly improve a man’s sexual performance. They are pretty damn ugly so we don’t know how much ass your going to get while rocking these new shorts that kind of look like they are made for biking. The brand, VylyV is a startup trying to raise money while raising boners on Kickstarter. The shorts are connected to a phone app that records your movement during the day and gives you workout tips to improve your pelvic floor muscles.
How do men improve their pelvic floor muscles? Kegel exercises. The shorts are suppose to give the info to the man for kegel exercises because those muscles are supposed to improve blood flow to his sex organs. These smart shorts and customizable phone app are said to increase bedroom stamina and improve prostate health. So do you think these shorts can really give you a better boner? We are going to hold the phone on these smart shorts that are promising better Silicon Valley sensation.
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